What Mayor Pringle wrote...

"We think of Guidos as a kind of rare bird: They flock to our shore towns during the warm months, and are as welcome as, oh, Canada geese,....They're always tanned to the color of coconut shells"

"The call of the Guido is bellowing, and frequently slurred, invariably starting with the sound, 'Yo', followed all to often by some creative variation on a expletive beginning with the letter 'F'."

"We're not sure if the glass was stuck to her hand 'cause of all the hair spray or if it is a technique Staten Island girls learn in Brownies"